
Chicken ??
I thought you were a vegetarian. I am … always have been and will continue to be.
This is the very short story that is not letting me fall asleep tonight.
I decided to upgrade to business on my Air India flight from Kolkata to Delhi: charge my phone , use the WiFi , eat some more .. be rude not to.
All settled in and weāre off. Lunch is to be served and I opted for the paneer option.The loaded tray arrives with so much going on it. I take a fork full of rice and a small piece of the paneer curry. This paneer is funny š¤. I donāt like it. Then it dawns on me that it isnāt paneer afterall. I poke around in the dish and find chicken. I am traumatised as is probably the air stewardess and the gentleman to my left š¤¦š½āāļø I said in a whimper whilst tears were falling āIāve never eaten meat and because of you Iāve just had a bit of chickenā. Some of you may say thatās rather careless of you Seema? Under normal circumstances one wouldnāt miss a chicken š! But this was in a curry and I was expecting paneer. By the time I had eaten the small piece it was too late.
Had I done something to upset the gods? Anyway I canāt tell you why I cried for some time, but I did.
The stewardess says sheās a vegetarian too and is upset. The catering team had labelled the meal incorrectly. She replaced the tray. I swigged lots of water. She came back with a feedback form which I duly completed.Letās see what they say, if anything or perhaps something along these lines…..
ā Dear Vegetarian… we were horrified to hear of your experience at the hand of our team. Please accept this basket of vegetables with our heartfelt apologies.
ā Dear Vegetarian…we understand you experienced some issues with our onboard catering. Please accept these business class tickets for two to a destination of your choice with our heartfelt apologies.
ā Dear Vegetarian… it was with some surprise that we received your complaint. We have asked for a thorough investigation and will ensure that one of the team gets back to you at the earliest opportunity.
Iām a forever vegetarian… I donāt want to change. I canāt stop thinking about it. How long will the chicken be inside me. It was only a small piece. Can someone please make sense of this. I think I have a tummy ache. My body is not used to it š¢š¤¬
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Seema
I also realised I have a real dislike of arrogant Indian businessmen (youāll know when you see one). Rules are not just for the rest of us. Seriously if you donāt want to obey the flight rules just get your own jet. I digress…..š¤·š½āāļø
Oh Seema, despite being the biggest carnivore you know (nose to tail eating for me!), I am nearly crying for you! Thatās just awful……
Ahhhh, the motherland…… Or in Katyās case, the fatherland when she had to eat beef out of politeness when she went to Ghana about 20 years ago. …
Ps. Your digestive tract will remain intact. I promise you.
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š¤¦š½āāļø I am sure I will survive. Another bloody drama.
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